tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-150065692973081727.post6573967237332989997..comments2023-10-17T20:37:23.783+11:00Comments on Bibbie's news: No excitement PLEASELynettehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07218371121866960300noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-150065692973081727.post-32771924772935298592007-09-04T07:34:00.000+10:002007-09-04T07:34:00.000+10:00I have a plan.I can FedEx smart-talking Sammy to y...I have a plan.<BR/><BR/>I can FedEx smart-talking Sammy to you and then you can spend all your days trying to get a word in edge-wise. <BR/><BR/>Sammy acts like he's an Oxford graduate and wrote the English Dictionary all by himself. He's decided he's the Alpha Bird based solely on being a whopping 29 years old; after all, I am just a 2 year old. He makes me feel stupid.<BR/><BR/>Decrepit? Not at all, this nasty bird is going to live for-ev-er.<BR/><BR/>He really is trying to usurp my place on the perch. Today I told my mom "I love you" and Sammy screamed, "You're a liar, a big fat liar!" I hope my mom doesn't believe anything he says. <BR/><BR/>And he bites. I tried to tell him that it is not nice to bite the hand that feeds you, but he just made this outlandish burping sound in response. Sammy has no manners at all. Rude bird. Totally uncivilized.<BR/><BR/>If I could have my druthers, I would have a kind, sweet bird for a roommate, like you, Bibbie.<BR/><BR/>I am not so smart, I am thinking it must be spring where you live, as your mum is planting seeds. I think it is now turning into Fall here. The wild birds are flying south. They must know something I don't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com